“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the Ottoman Empire say when it finally collapsed?

What did the ancient Egyptian architect say after building the pyramids?

What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?

What did the even number say to the odd number?

What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle at the prom?

What did the denominator say to the numerator during the argument?

What did the zero say to the negative number?

What did the taxi say to the passenger who kept changing directions?

What did the travel agent say to the volcano?

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty?

What did the passport say after a long vacation?

What did the hotel pillow say to the guest?

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?