“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty?

What did the passport say after a long vacation?

What did the hotel pillow say to the guest?

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?

What did the patient say after the successful brain surgery?

What did the surgeon say before removing the patient's funny bone?

What did the blood cell say when it got lost?

What did the stethoscope say on Valentine's Day?

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

What did the pen say to the highlighter?

What did the janitor say when he aced the test?

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?