“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?

What did the librarian say when the books were messy?

What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?

What did the mama broom say to the toddler broom at bedtime?

What did the clownfish say on its first day of work?

What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?

What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?

What did the ocean say when it saw the oil tanker?

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other pumpkin?

What did the Titanic say to the iceberg?

What did the Spanish conquistador say when he found gold?

What did the samurai say to the comedian?

What did the Renaissance painter say when he finished his masterpiece?

What did the Aztec calendar say to the Gregorian calendar?