“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the janitor say when he aced the test?

I really cleaned up.

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

A pi-neapple quesadilla.

What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?

Let's not make a scene — or a sound.

What did the trumpet say on its birthday?

It's time to blow out the candles!

What did the tuba player say when asked about his weekend?

It was pretty low-key.

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

You've got me confused with someone else — I'm in a band.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

What did the monitor say after a long day?

I need to refresh.

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?

I'll always save a copy of my love for you.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're really my type.

What did the GPU say to the CPU at the bar?

Stop hogging all the threads!

What did the power button say to the user?

You really turn me on.

What did the Wi-Fi router name its autobiography?

'Connected: A Life Without Strings.'

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the old hard drive say at its retirement party?

It's been a good run — I'm just not as driven anymore.