“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the Easter egg painter say to his client?

What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated?

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?

What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?

What did the nail say to the hammer?

What did the Roman emperor say when his wife asked him to help with dinner?

What did the judge say to the counterfeit bill?

What did the cookbook say to the amateur chef?

What did the pot say to the boiling water?

What did the spatula say to the pancake?

What did the flour say during the job interview?

What did the canoe say to the kayak?

What did the flashlight say when it ran out of batteries?

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?