What did the pants say when they were too tight?
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clothing
“What Did The... Say” Jokes
321 Q&A jokes
What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?
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clothing
What did the needle say to the thread during the argument?
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clothing
What did the loan officer say at the comedy club?
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money
What did the stock market say to the investor on a bad day?
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money
What did the stud say when it was installed in the wall?
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construction
What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?
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construction
What did the librarian say when the books were messy?
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books
What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?
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books
What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?
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gardening
What did the mama broom say to the toddler broom at bedtime?
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family
What did the clownfish say on its first day of work?
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ocean
What did the barnacle say when it got a new home?
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ocean
What did the tuna say when it aced the exam?
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ocean
What did the ocean say when it saw the oil tanker?
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ocean