“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other pumpkin?

Cut it out!

What did the Titanic say to the iceberg?

I can't believe you had the nerve — that was a real icebreaker.

What did the Spanish conquistador say when he found gold?

This is a real treasure — Inca-redible!

What did the samurai say to the comedian?

That joke was cutting edge.

What did the Renaissance painter say when he finished his masterpiece?

I'm done — I've been framed enough already.

What did the Aztec calendar say to the Gregorian calendar?

Your days are numbered.

What did the Ottoman Empire say when it finally collapsed?

I'm just going to put my feet up.

What did the ancient Egyptian architect say after building the pyramids?

That's a wrap.

What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?

Without me, you two are just not right.

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.

What did the even number say to the odd number?

Something about you just doesn't add up.

What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle at the prom?

You look a-cute tonight… wait, that's my line.

What did the denominator say to the numerator during the argument?

You're being completely irrational.

What did the zero say to the negative number?

You really need to stay positive.