“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?

What did the artist say to their Valentine?

What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?

What did the artichoke say on Valentine's Day?

What did the ocean say to its Valentine?

What did the baker say to their Valentine?

What did the cat say to its Valentine?

What did the sheep say to its Valentine?

What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?

What did the pizza say to its Valentine?

What did the pickle say to its Valentine?

What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

What did the sweet potato say at Thanksgiving dinner?