“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the email say to the spam folder?

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

What did the excited electron shout?

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

What did the photon say when asked if it needed luggage?

What did the oven say to the cake?

What did the pasta say when it got stepped on?

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did the dog say to the two trees?

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

What did the shy pebble wish for?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?