What did the sheep say to its Valentine?
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“What Did The... Say” Jokes
320 Q&A jokes
What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?
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What did the pizza say to its Valentine?
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What did the pickle say to its Valentine?
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What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
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What did the sweet potato say at Thanksgiving dinner?
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What did the Easter egg painter say to his client?
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What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated?
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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
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science
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
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medical
What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?
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medical
What did the calculator say to the stressed student?
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What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?
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What did the nail say to the hammer?
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What did the Roman emperor say when his wife asked him to help with dinner?
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