“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the pot say to the boiling water?

You're really starting to steam me up.

What did the spatula say to the pancake?

I'm flipping out over you!

What did the flour say during the job interview?

I rise to every occasion.

What did the canoe say to the kayak?

We're both in the same boat here.

What did the flashlight say when it ran out of batteries?

I'm completely de-lighted.

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

You're looking pretty toasty tonight.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the mug say to the kettle after an argument?

That's the pot calling the kettle hot!

What did the barista say when the latte complained?

You need to espresso your feelings better.

What did the espresso say to the french press?

You're so full of pressure!

What did the suspenders say to the belt?

You hold things together from below, but I've got the higher ground.

What did the pants say when they were too tight?

This is a waist of my time!

What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?

I'm going to press charges.

What did the needle say to the thread during the argument?

You're really pushing me through the eye!

What did the loan officer say at the comedy club?

I'm here all week — with interest!