“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

What did the spider do on the computer?

What did the ancient Greek philosopher order at the restaurant?

What did the dentist say to the computer?

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing their own incision?

What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?

What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?

What did the mama buffalo say when her boy left for college?

What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

What did the budget say to the department head?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

What did the project manager say to the Gantt chart?