“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did the dog say to the two trees?

What did the shy pebble wish for?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?

What did the battery say to its Valentine?

What did the artist say to their Valentine?

What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?

What did the cheese say to its Valentine?

What did the artichoke say on Valentine's Day?

What did the ocean say to its Valentine?

What did the baker say to their Valentine?

What did the cat say to its Valentine?