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“What Did The... Say” Jokes

321 Q&A jokes

What did the baker say to their Valentine?

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valentinesfood

What did the cat say to its Valentine?

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valentinesanimals

What did the sheep say to its Valentine?

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valentinesanimals

What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?

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thanksgivingfoodanimals

What did the pizza say to its Valentine?

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valentinesfood

What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?

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thanksgivingfood

What did the pickle say to its Valentine?

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valentinesfoodlove

What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

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thanksgivingfood

What did the sweet potato say at Thanksgiving dinner?

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thanksgivingfood

What did the Easter egg painter say to his client?

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What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated?

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easter

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

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science

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

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medical

What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?

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medical

What did the calculator say to the stressed student?

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