“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the trumpet say on its birthday?

What did the tuba player say when asked about his weekend?

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the monitor say after a long day?

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

What did the GPU say to the CPU at the bar?

What did the power button say to the user?

What did the Wi-Fi router name its autobiography?

What did the router say to the doctor?

What did the old hard drive say at its retirement party?

What did the desk lamp say when it got a raise?

What did the whiteboard marker say when it retired?

What did the conference table say to the chairs?