“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the patient say after the successful brain surgery?

What did the surgeon say before removing the patient's funny bone?

What did the blood cell say when it got lost?

What did the stethoscope say on Valentine's Day?

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

What did the pen say to the highlighter?

What did the janitor say when he aced the test?

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?

What did the trumpet say on its birthday?

What did the tuba player say when asked about his weekend?

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the monitor say after a long day?

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?