“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

What did the GPU say to the CPU at the bar?

What did the power button say to the user?

What did the Wi-Fi router name its autobiography?

What did the old hard drive say at its retirement party?

What did the desk lamp say when it got a raise?

What did the whiteboard marker say when it retired?

What did the conference table say to the chairs?

What did the HR rep say to the scarecrow applicant?

What did the boss say to the clock during layoffs?

What did the filing cabinet say during the earthquake?

What did the sticky note say when it got promoted?

What did the paper clip say on its first day at work?

What did the astronaut say after their first day on the space station?

What did the calcium say to the oxygen and the nitrogen?