“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the HR rep say to the scarecrow applicant?

What did the boss say to the clock during layoffs?

What did the manager say to the broken vending machine?

What did the filing cabinet say during the earthquake?

What did the elevator say to its coworkers?

What did the sticky note say when it got promoted?

What did the paper clip say on its first day at work?

What did the astronaut say after their first day on the space station?

What did the calcium say to the oxygen and the nitrogen?

What did the petri dish say to the bacteria colony?

What did the helium atom do when it walked into a bar?

What did the planet say when it got kicked out of the solar system?

What did the seismograph say on a boring day?

What did the paleontologist say at the surprise birthday party?

What did the telescope say to the microscope?