“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the petri dish say to the bacteria colony?

What did the helium atom do when it walked into a bar?

What did the planet say when it got kicked out of the solar system?

What did the seismograph say on a boring day?

What did the paleontologist say at the surprise birthday party?

What did the telescope say to the microscope?

What did the Kelvin scale say to Celsius at the party?

What did the geologist say to the comedian who bombed?

What did the black hole say to the star that got too close?

What did the mango say to the coconut on the tropical island?

What did the pita bread say to the regular bread?

What did the pecan say to the walnut at the bake sale?

What did the onion say to the chef who wouldn't stop cutting?

What did the tortilla chip say after winning the lottery?

What did the mayo say when the fridge door opened?