“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the Kelvin scale say to Celsius at the party?

What did the geologist say to the comedian who bombed?

What did the black hole say to the star that got too close?

What did the mango say to the coconut on the tropical island?

What did the pita bread say to the regular bread?

What did the pecan say to the walnut at the bake sale?

What did the onion say to the chef who wouldn't stop cutting?

What did the tortilla chip say after winning the lottery?

What did the mayo say when the fridge door opened?

What did the soup say to the sandwich at the diner?

What did the tofu say when accused of being bland?

What did the whisk say to the eggs every morning?

What did the dumpling say to the steamer?

What did the soufflé say to the oven timer?

What did the olive say at the job interview?