“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the oak say to its sapling?

You're a chip off the old block.

What did the flower say after telling a joke?

I was just pollen your leg.

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!

What did the soil say to the rain?

Stop — you're making me muddy!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

I love baskin' robins.

What did the duck say after buying new shoes?

Put it on my bill.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you.

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the grape do when it got promoted?

It let out a little wine.

What did the coffee say to its date?

I like you a latte!