“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the blueberry say to the raspberry at the smoothie bar?

Quit being so seedy — blend in for once!

What did the mayo say when the fridge door opened?

Close the door — I'm dressing!

What did the soup say to the sandwich at the diner?

We make a great combo — I'm the broth and you're the bread winner.

What did the tofu say when accused of being bland?

I take on whatever role I'm given — I'm versatile, not tasteless.

What did the whisk say to the eggs every morning?

Let me give you a good beating to start the day!

What did the dumpling say to the steamer?

You really know how to get me all hot and bothered.

What did the soufflé say to the oven timer?

Don't pressure me — I'll rise to the occasion.

What did the olive say at the job interview?

I work well under pressure — just ask the oil.

What did the wok say to the frying pan?

You're not as deep as you think you are.

What did the jalapeño say to the habanero who kept bragging?

You really need to simmer down — you're not that hot.

What did the salad say when someone tried to put it in the oven?

That's not my bowl of greens — lettuce not go there.

What did the hailstorm write in its diary?

Today was really ice to meet everyone.

What did the oak say to its sapling?

You're a chip off the old block.

What did the flower say after telling a joke?

I was just pollen your leg.

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.