“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!

What did the soil say to the rain?

Stop — you're making me muddy!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

I love baskin' robins.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you.

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the grape do when it got promoted?

It let out a little wine.

What did the coffee say to its date?

I like you a latte!

What did the tea say to the sugar?

You make life so sweet — don't ever dissolve on me!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!

What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?

I'm stuffed!

What did the wave say to the surfer?

Have a swell time!

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

I lava you all!