“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the wok say to the frying pan?

What did the jalapeño say to the habanero who kept bragging?

What did the salad say when someone tried to put it in the oven?

What did the hailstorm write in its diary?

What did the oak say to its sapling?

What did the flower say after telling a joke?

What did the moss say to the stone?

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

What did the soil say to the rain?

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

What did the blanket say to the bed?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?