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“What Did The... Say” Jokes

321 Q&A jokes

What did the tea say to the sugar?

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coffee

What did the tie say to the hat?

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clothing

What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?

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moneythanksgiving

What did the quarter say to the penny?

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money

What did the wave say to the surfer?

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ocean

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

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travel

What did the shark say when it ate a clownfish?

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ocean

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

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travel

What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?

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travel

What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?

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space

What did the ocean say to the tourist?

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travel

What did the seed say to the soil?

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gardening

What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

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space

What did the earthquake say after the joke?

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nature

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

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construction