“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

Sorry, just making a dent in my to-do list!

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud!

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

You're truly shocking!

What did the roof say to the house?

I've got you covered!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What did the wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey there, bud!

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got!

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

You're spinning your wheels.

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

I've got my eye on you — all 4K of them.

What did the bookmark say to the page?

I'll always hold your place!

What did the pirate say when they turned 80?

Aye, matey!

What did the colonist say about their new taxes?

That's the last straw — time for a Boston Tea Party!

What did the ancient clock say to the sundial?

You're a bit behind the times!