What did the grape do when it got promoted?
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puns
“What Did The... Say” Jokes
320 Q&A jokes
What did the coffee say to its date?
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coffee
What did the tea say to the sugar?
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coffee
What did the tie say to the hat?
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clothing
What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?
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moneythanksgiving
What did the wave say to the surfer?
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ocean
What did the volcano say to the tourists?
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travel
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
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travel
What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?
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travel
What did the ocean say to the tourist?
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travel
What did the seed say to the soil?
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gardening
What did the earthquake say after the joke?
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nature
What did the architect say when the building was finished?
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construction
What did the hail say when it hit the car?
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nature
What did the tree say to spring?
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nature