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“What Did The... Say” Jokes

321 Q&A jokes

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

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travel

What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?

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travel

What did the ocean say to the tourist?

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travel

What did the seed say to the soil?

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gardening

What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

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space

What did the earthquake say after the joke?

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nature

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

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construction

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

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nature

What did the tree say to spring?

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nature

What did the dirt say to the rain?

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nature

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

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nature

What did the roof say to the house?

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construction

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

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nature

What did the wall say to the other wall?

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construction

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

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books