“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?

What did the wave say to the surfer?

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?

What did the ocean say to the tourist?

What did the seed say to the soil?

What did the earthquake say after the joke?

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

What did the tree say to spring?

What did the dirt say to the rain?

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

What did the roof say to the house?

What did the wall say to the other wall?