What did the dirt say to the rain?
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nature
“What Did The... Say” Jokes
320 Q&A jokes
What did the thunder say to the lightning?
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nature
What did the roof say to the house?
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construction
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
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nature
What did the wall say to the other wall?
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construction
What did the title page say to the table of contents?
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books
What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?
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technology
What did the monitor say to the CPU?
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technology
What did the bookmark say to the page?
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books
What did the pirate say when they turned 80?
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history
What did the colonist say about their new taxes?
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history
What did the ancient clock say to the sundial?
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history
What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant?
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medical
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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schoolback-to-school
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
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medical