“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the ocean say to the tourist?

What did the seed say to the soil?

What did the earthquake say after the joke?

What did the architect say when the building was finished?

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

What did the tree say to spring?

What did the dirt say to the rain?

What did the thunder say to the lightning?

What did the roof say to the house?

What did the wall say to the other wall?

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

What did the bookmark say to the page?

What did the pirate say when they turned 80?

What did the colonist say about their new taxes?