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“What Did The... Say” Jokes

321 Q&A jokes

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

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technology

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

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technology

What did the bookmark say to the page?

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books

What did the pirate say when they turned 80?

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history

What did the colonist say about their new taxes?

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history

What did the ancient clock say to the sundial?

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history

What did the ancient Greek philosopher order at the restaurant?

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history

What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant?

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medical

What did the paper say to the pencil?

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schoolback-to-school

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

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medical

What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?

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medical

What did the triangle say to the circle?

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math

What did the treble clef say to the bass clef?

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music

What did the calculator say to the math student?

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mathback-to-school

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

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cars