What did the ancient Greek philosopher order at the restaurant?
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“What Did The... Say” Jokes
321 Q&A jokes
What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant?
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medical
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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schoolback-to-school
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
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medical
What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?
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medical
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing their own incision?
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medical
What did the triangle say to the circle?
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math
What did the treble clef say to the bass clef?
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music
What did the calculator say to the math student?
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mathback-to-school
What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?
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cars
What did the hockey puck say to the stick?
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sports
What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?
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sports
What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?
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family
What did the tennis ball say to the racket?
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sports
What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?
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family