“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?

What did the triangle say to the circle?

What did the treble clef say to the bass clef?

What did the calculator say to the math student?

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

What did the hockey puck say to the stick?

What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?

What did the tennis ball say to the racket?

What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

What did the to-do list say at the end of the day?

What did the parking lot say to the employees?

What did the watercooler say during the office renovation?

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?