“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What did the to-do list say at the end of the day?

I'm still not over you — you didn't cross me off.

What did the parking lot say to the employees?

I've got a lot of space for you — if you arrive early enough.

What did the watercooler say during the office renovation?

Don't worry about me — I can handle the pressure.

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

You really keep me going — I'd be dead without you.

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

Don't worry, it's not a retreat — we're advancing in a different direction.

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

Ketchup!

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

I'm really attached to you.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

We should connect — I feel a strong signal between us.

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

We need to stop meeting like this — always at the last minute.

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

There are no barriers to communication — or privacy.

What did the CEO say when the elevator broke?

I guess we'll have to take steps to fix this.

What did the out-of-office reply say?

I'm not here right now, but your email is very important to no one.

What did the project manager say to the Gantt chart?

I think we need to bar some of these tasks from the schedule.