“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the hockey puck say to the stick?

Quit pushing me around!

What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?

Let's split!

What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?

I've got you covered!

What did the tennis ball say to the racket?

You really hit me hard — I'm still bouncing back.

What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you!

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What did the to-do list say at the end of the day?

I'm still not over you — you didn't cross me off.

What did the parking lot say to the employees?

I've got a lot of space for you — if you arrive early enough.

What did the watercooler say during the office renovation?

Don't worry about me — I can handle the pressure.

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

You really keep me going — I'd be dead without you.

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

Don't worry, it's not a retreat — we're advancing in a different direction.

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

Ketchup!

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

I'm really attached to you.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

We should connect — I feel a strong signal between us.