“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the resume say to the job posting?

I think we're a perfect match — on paper, at least.

What did the stapler say to the paper?

Let's stick together through this project.

What did the email say to the spam folder?

I can't believe you filtered me out of your life.

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

Looks like we have an opening.

What did the scientist say when their hypothesis was wrong?

Well, that was an over-reaction.

What did the biologist say to their failing experiment?

I think we need a control group hug.

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

You can always count on me — I've got your data.

What did the Bunsen burner say to the beaker?

You crack me up — but you're the one who's always boiling over.

What did the excited electron shout?

I'm so pumped — I just jumped to a higher level!

What did the mass spectrometer say to the molecule?

I'll break you down and figure out what you're made of.

What did the volcano say to its partner?

I lava you so much.

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe.