“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed at the family sleepover?

What did the tennis ball say to the racket?

What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

What did the to-do list say at the end of the day?

What did the parking lot say to the employees?

What did the watercooler say during the office renovation?

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

What did the CEO say when the elevator broke?

What did the out-of-office reply say?