“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

What did the CEO say when the elevator broke?

What did the out-of-office reply say?

What did the project manager say to the Gantt chart?

What did the resume say to the job posting?

What did the stapler say to the paper?

What did the email say to the spam folder?

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

What did the scientist say when their hypothesis was wrong?

What did the biologist say to their failing experiment?