“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the resume say to the job posting?

What did the stapler say to the paper?

What did the scientist say when their hypothesis was wrong?

What did the biologist say to their failing experiment?

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

What did the mass spectrometer say to the molecule?

What did the volcano say to its partner?

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

What did the geologist say to the comedian?

What did the catalyst say at the meeting?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?

What did the hungry clock do?

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?