“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

What did the mass spectrometer say to the molecule?

What did the volcano say to its partner?

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

What did the geologist say to the comedian?

What did the catalyst say at the meeting?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?

What did the hungry clock do?

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?

What did the peach say to the plum at the gym?

What did the bread say after a long day?

What did the bbq say to the steak?