“What Did The... Say” Jokes

What did the geologist say to the comedian?

Your jokes areite — as in they rock.

What did the catalyst say at the meeting?

Let's speed things up without getting consumed by the process.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.

What did the photon say when asked if it needed luggage?

No thanks, I'm traveling light.

What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?

It was a real gene-ius move.

What did the hungry clock do?

It went back four seconds.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball on moving day?

Don't worry, I'll help you sauce things out.

What did the peach say to the plum at the gym?

Looking pit, bro.

What did the oven say to the cake?

Don't worry, I've got you covered — you'll rise to the occasion.

What did the bread say after a long day?

I'm totally toast.

What did the bbq say to the steak?

Nice to meat you.

What did the taco say to the guacamole?

You guac my world.

What did the lettuce say when it was being harvested?

Lettuce leave!

What did the salt say to the pepper at the restaurant?

Season's greetings!

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up.