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“What Do You Call...” Jokes

374 punny definitions

What do you call a brother who always falls asleep at family dinner?

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family

What do you call a kid who won't stop asking questions?

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family

What do you call a sea creature that does math?

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ocean

What do you call a fish that floats at the top?

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ocean

What do you call a crab that throws things?

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ocean

What do you call a fish that practices law?

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ocean

What do you call a nervous planet?

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space

What do you call a planet that sings country music?

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space

What do you call a space detective?

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space

What do you call a spaceship that sings?

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space

What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?

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What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

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christmas

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

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christmas

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

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christmas

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

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