“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a pilot who bakes on the side?

Someone who's great at making turnovers at high altitude.

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

A trip you'll never forget — it's truly en-ghosting.

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo.

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

An auto-immune specialist.

What do you call a podiatrist who loves music?

A sole artist.

What do you call a doctor who can't stop telling jokes?

A witty physician — he really knows how to crack you up… and your spine.

What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

A sand-pianist.

What do you call a musician who loves autumn?

Someone who appreciates a good fall-setto.

What do you call a cow that plays the drums?

A moo-sician.

What do you call a musician who just drank a cup of coffee?

A hyper-active beat dropper.

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

Back in the dating pool.

What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

A black belt in cold cuts.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a smartphone that won't stop arguing?

A de-bait phone.

What do you call a cybersecurity expert at a party?

The one who checks everyone at the door.