“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a plumber who sings while he works?

What do you call a construction site on a diet?

What do you call a building that tells lies?

What do you call a literary cat?

What do you call a book about gravity that you finished in one sitting?

What do you call a book that takes forever to finish itself?

What do you call a novel that keeps running away?

What do you call a plant that goes to the gym?

What do you call a philosophical bush?

What do you call a garden snail that hitches a ride on a turtle?

What do you call a lazy flower bed?

What do you call a car in a hot tub?

What do you call a car that loves to read?

What do you call a car that sneezes?

What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?