“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a pirate who skips class?

What do you call a tea bag that tells scary stories?

What do you call a hat that graduated top of its class?

What do you call a sweater that tells the future?

What do you call a debt that's always cracking jokes?

What do you call a dinosaur that writes poetry?

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?

What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?

What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

What do you call a fish that does surgery?