“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

What do you call a moose that makes pottery?

What do you call a door that plays the drums?

What do you call a group of crows performing Shakespeare?

What do you call a sleeping bag that snores?

What do you call a snowman with abs?

What do you call a shoe that tells lies?

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

What do you call a plumber who sings while he works?

What do you call a construction site on a diet?

What do you call a building that tells lies?

What do you call a literary cat?