“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a fish that floats at the top?

What do you call a crab that throws things?

What do you call a fish that practices law?

What do you call a nervous planet?

What do you call a planet that sings country music?

What do you call a space detective?

What do you call a spaceship that sings?

What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

What do you call a ghost comedian?

What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?

What do you call a ghost's favorite dessert?