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“What Do You Call...” Jokes

374 punny definitions

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

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christmas

What do you call a ghost comedian?

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halloween

What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?

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halloween

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

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halloween

What do you call a ghost's favorite dessert?

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halloween

What do you call a pilot who bakes on the side?

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travel

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

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travel

What do you call a train that sneezes?

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travel

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

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medical

What do you call a podiatrist who loves music?

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medical

What do you call a doctor who can't stop telling jokes?

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medical

What do you call a musician who loves autumn?

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music

What do you call a musician who just drank a cup of coffee?

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music

What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

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sports

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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sports