“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a tech startup run by chickens?

An egg-cellerator.

What do you call a network engineer who cooks?

A server chef.

What do you call a computer that dances?

A disco drive.

What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

What do you call a laptop that falls off a desk?

A crash.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.

What do you call a computer that can sing opera?

A Dell.

What do you call a motivational speaker at a battery factory?

Someone who really knows how to recharge a crowd.

What do you call an office with no windows?

A Mac environment.

What do you call an employee who works in a mirror store?

Someone who can really see themselves in the job.

What do you call a report that's always late?

A deadline-r.

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

A nap-tain of industry.

What do you call a coworker who tells jokes at the copier?

A real copy-comedian — they're always reproducing material.

What do you call a coworker who steals office supplies?

A staple offender.

What do you call a meeting that starts on time?

A myth.