“What Do You Call...” Jokes

What do you call a dog in the winter?

A chili dog.

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?

Very lost and very cold.

What do you call a lizard that sings?

A rap-tile.

What do you call a wolf that meditates?

Aware wolf.

What do you call a dog magician?

A golden receiver.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Chicken.

What do you call a well-dressed lion?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?

A pupsicle.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you call a bird that sticks to everything?

A vel-crow.

What do you call a cat who bowls?

An alley cat.