Why did the clock get hired immediately?
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“Why Did The...” Jokes
633 classic setup jokes
Why did the blanket file a police report?
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Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?
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Why did the window go to the counselor?
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Why did the magnet refuse to share?
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Why did the calendar always win arguments?
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Why did the envelope go to therapy?
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Why did the lamp get invited to every party?
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Why did the optometrist fail his exam?
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Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
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Why did the stadium whisper?
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Why did the roof always win arguments?
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Why did the blueprint feel underappreciated?
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Why did the construction worker bring string cheese to the site?
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Why did the drywall installer win the debate?
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