“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the two parallel lines break up?

They knew they'd never meet.

Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?

They only touched once and drifted apart.

Why did the polynomial break up with the monomial?

She found him too simple — she needed more terms.

Why did the right triangle feel so confident?

Because it was always right.

Why did the tourist sit on the clock tower in London?

He wanted to be on Big Time.

Why did the road trip playlist get so emotional?

It kept hitting all the right exits.

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

He felt like she was always spinning things.

Why did the tourist refuse to visit the cheese factory in Switzerland?

The whole thing felt too Gouda to be true.

Why did the cruise ship go to school?

It wanted to improve its navigation skills — it kept getting C's.

Why did the backpacker bring a dictionary to Europe?

He wanted to have the last word in every country.

Why did the chiropractor make a great politician?

He knew how to work the system — one vertebra at a time.

Why did the gastroenterologist write a memoir?

He had a real gut feeling about it.

Why did the ENT doctor love sailing?

He was always in-ear-ested in the canal.

Why did the radiologist break up with the ultrasound tech?

There was no chemistry — only soundwaves.

Why did the pharmacist become a DJ?

He was already great at dropping tablets.