Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?
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“Why Did The...” Jokes
634 classic setup jokes
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
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Why did the headless horseman start a business?
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Why did the mummy call in sick?
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Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the elevator?
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Why did the Spartan warrior never lose at board games?
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Why did the mummy call in sick to work?
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Why did the ancient Greek philosopher refuse dessert?
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Why did the Viking refuse to email his battle plans?
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Why did the Roman senator bring a salad to the forum?
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Why did the medieval castle always feel stuffy?
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Why did the integer refuse to become a decimal?
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Why did the exponent feel superior?
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Why did the math teacher plant old worksheets in her garden?
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