Why did the pirate buy an eye patch on sale?
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ocean
“Why Did The...” Jokes
633 classic setup jokes
Why did the pirate refuse to say the alphabet?
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ocean
Why did the pirate go to school?
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ocean
Why did the green tea dump the black tea?
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coffee
Why did the tea leaf refuse to jump in the cup?
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coffee
Why did the coffee bean go to the police station?
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coffee
Why did the flip-flop go to court?
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clothing
Why did the thimble get promoted?
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clothing
Why did the vest go to the guidance counselor?
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clothing
Why did the ATM go on a diet?
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money
Why did the tax return go to the therapist?
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money
Why did the accountant break up with the spreadsheet?
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money
Why did the quilt go to college?
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puns
Why did the tree fail its driver's test?
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puns
Why did the clock get hired immediately?
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puns