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“Why Did The...” Jokes

634 classic setup jokes

Why did the lobster blush?

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ocean

Why did the whale start singing?

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ocean

Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure?

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ocean

Why did the astronaut put beef on the asteroid?

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space

Why did the black hole do so well at work?

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space

Why did the rocket fail its driving test?

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space

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?

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space

Why did the sun skip college?

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space

Why did the star enroll in school?

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space

Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend?

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space

Why did the Advent calendar feel nervous?

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christmas

Why did the gingerbread man put on a coat?

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christmas

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

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christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

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christmas

Why did the zombie go to the counselor?

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halloween