“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the daughter bring a broom to her dad's birthday?

She heard it was going to be a sweeping celebration!

Why did the family cancel their trip to the bakery?

They had too much on their plate already!

Why did the dad put wheels on his rocking chair?

He wanted to rock and roll!

Why did the baby refuse to eat the alphabet soup?

He didn't want anyone putting words in his mouth!

Why did the uncle keep telling everyone he was a pillow?

He was just really into soft-ware!

Why did the mom measure her son before bedtime?

She wanted to see how long he could sleep!

Why did the dad sit on the newspaper?

He wanted to be on top of current events!

Why did the family bring a pencil to game night?

In case they needed to draw!

Why did the new dad stare at the frozen juice can?

Because it said 'concentrate'!

Why did the toddler refuse to nap at grandma's house?

Because he didn't want to rest in a strange place — he wanted his own crib!

Why did the orca join a band?

Because it already had killer vocals!

Why did the starfish fail the interview?

It couldn't handle the pressure — it kept going to pieces!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?

The bill was too big!

Why did the sailor bring a bar of soap to sea?

To wash up on shore!

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!