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“Why Did The...” Jokes

634 classic setup jokes

Why did the deck of cards give a Valentine?

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Why did the flower ask for a Valentine?

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Why did the tree ask for a Valentine?

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Why did the glue make a bad Valentine?

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Why did the shoe propose on Valentine's Day?

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Why did the cranberry sauce always win at poker?

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Why did the tennis player write a Valentine?

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Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?

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Why did the dinner rolls form a union?

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Why did the Thanksgiving host go to medical school?

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Why did the green beans go to jail?

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Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?

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Why did the corn get promoted at work?

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Why did the Easter egg visit the gym?

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Why did the Easter Bunny start doing stand-up comedy?

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