“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the uncle keep telling everyone he was a pillow?

Why did the new dad stare at the frozen juice can?

Why did the squid cross the ocean?

Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?

Why did the mummy call in sick?

Why did the medieval king go to the orthodontist?

Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

Why did the traveler bring a bar of soap to the airport?

Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?

Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?