“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the teenager keep his report card in the freezer?

Why did the new dad stare at the frozen juice can?

Why did the mummy call in sick?

Why did the medieval king go to the orthodontist?

Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?

Why did the traveler bring a bar of soap to the airport?

Why did the anesthesiologist get promoted?

Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?

Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

Why did the songwriter go to the chiropractor?

Why did the guitar player get kicked out of the band?

Why did the hockey player open a bakery?

Why did the VPN never get caught telling lies?