“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the computer freeze?

It left its Windows open.

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of the shuffle.

Why did the sedan feel left out?

Because all the cool cars were pickup trucks and they never picked it up!

Why did the archer break up with her bow?

She felt like he was always stringing her along.

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because its parents were in a jam!

Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?

Because it had bad stable manners.

Why did the owl say 'moo'?

It was learning a new language.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why did the electrician make a great Valentine?

There was real spark between them!

Why did the potato make a great Valentine?

It had eyes only for you!

Why did the skeleton give a Valentine?

It took a lot of backbone!

Why did the volleyball player give a Valentine?

They wanted to set someone up!

Why did the bread propose on Valentine's Day?

It was the yeast it could do!