“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the annual review bring tissues?

It knew there would be some performance issues.

Why did the accountant always look tired?

Because they lost their balance.

Why did the acid fail as a stand-up comedian?

Every time it tried to be neutral, it lost its edge — it only worked with a strong base.

Why did the waffle break up with the pancake?

It said, "You're too flat — I need someone with more depth."

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

Why did the computer go fishing?

To catch some bytes.

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

Why did the dress go to jail?

It was caught hemming and hawing at the scene!

Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten!

Why did the whale blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Why did the crab get bad grades?

Because it kept getting caught in the current!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling green!

Why did the AI go to therapy?

It had deep learning issues.

Why did the novel go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved plot issues!

Why did the database administrator leave the restaurant?

He didn't like the table joins.