“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the dime refuse to hang out with the quarter?

It didn't want to be short-changed.

Why did the mortgage feel so possessive?

Because it was always holding interest.

Why did the accountant break up with the spreadsheet?

Because it had too many issues and no balance.

Why did the quilt go to college?

It wanted a higher degree of comfort.

Why did the razor go to school?

To get a little sharper.

Why did the tree fail its driver's test?

It kept branching off.

Why did the clock get hired immediately?

It had a lot of hands-on experience.

Why did the blanket file a police report?

It got sheet-faced and couldn't remember what happened.

Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?

Everyone kept telling it to get a hull of itself.

Why did the window go to the counselor?

It had too many panes.

Why did the magnet refuse to share?

It was too attached to everything.

Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?

It was a groundbreaking invention.

Why did the rope feel stressed?

It was at the end of its tether.

Why did the painting go to prison?

It was framed.

Why did the math book go on a diet?

It had too many pi.