“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work?

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

Why did the English teacher go to court?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?

Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?

Why did the sedan feel left out?

Why did the cricket player open a bakery?

Why did the figure skater become an editor?

Why did the car see a therapist?