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“Why Did The...” Jokes

634 classic setup jokes

Why did the painting go to prison?

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Why did the math book go on a diet?

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Why did the belt apply for college?

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Why did the volcano break up with the earthquake?

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Why did the elevator write its memoirs?

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Why did the calendar always win arguments?

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Why did the candle feel left out?

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Why did the envelope go to therapy?

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Why did the lamp get invited to every party?

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Why did the optometrist fail his exam?

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Why did the nail feel so important?

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Why did the calendar break up with the clock?

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Why did the stadium whisper?

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Why did the roof always win arguments?

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Why did the tile refuse to work with the grout?

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