“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?

Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?

Why did the sedan feel left out?

Why did the cricket player open a bakery?

Why did the figure skater become an editor?

Why did the car see a therapist?

Why did the GPS break up with the driver?

Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

Why did the car apply for a job?