Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
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20 Best Math Dad Jokes
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I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite...
When I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up.
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Why was the geometry book always in a bad mood?
It had too many problems and not enough solutions.
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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
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Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?
They only touched once and drifted apart.
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Why was the statistician a great gardener?
He really understood plots.
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What do you call a number that just can't even?
An odd number.
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What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?
I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrr!
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What do you call a mathematician who hates negative numbers?
Someone who will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Why was the calculus teacher so popular at parties?
She knew all the limits.
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Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?
Because it would have to convert!
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What do you call a teapot full of math equations?
A brewing solution.
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Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?
Because there was no limit to its potential!
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Why did the polynomial break up with the monomial?
She found him too simple — she needed more terms.
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What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Arithma-tick!
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What do you call a destroyed math textbook?
Aftermath!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?
You can count on me!
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What did the zero say to the negative number?
You really need to stay positive.
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Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on tangents!