What do you call a dinosaur that writes poetry?
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If you're here, you already know what you're getting into. Pun dad jokes are the purest form of dad humor — wordplay distilled to its most groan-worthy essence. No setup needed, no context required. Just a punchline that twists a word in exactly the way you expected but still makes you sigh. This is the category for pun enthusiasts, word nerds, and anyone who thinks a good homophone is its own reward.
Why did the quilt go to college?
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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
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Why did the razor go to school?
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
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Why did the tree fail its driver's test?
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What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?
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Why did the clock get hired immediately?
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What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?
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Why did the blanket file a police report?
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