“Why Did The...” Jokes

Why did the office supply closet win an award?

It was well-stocked with talent.

Why did the lunch break file a grievance?

It was always getting cut short.

Why did the office worker bring a fan to the meeting?

Because the boss said they needed more circulation.

Why did the intern bring string to the office?

They wanted to tie up loose ends.

Why did the pencil get fired?

It kept making too many points in the meeting.

Why did the employee bring binoculars to the meeting?

They heard it was about long-range planning.

Why did the marketing team go to the gym?

To work on their brand stretching.

Why did the janitor get promoted to CEO?

Because he really cleaned up in business.

Why did the office plant get employee of the month?

Because it had great growth potential.

Why did the office worker stare at the frozen orange juice can?

Because it said 'concentrate.'

Why did the office worker tape their wallet shut?

They wanted to stop making liquid assets.

Why did the spreadsheet break up with the word document?

It had too many issues with their relationship columns.

Why did the speed of light get a speeding ticket?

It went 299,792,458 in a 65 zone — but argued it was just doing what came naturally.

Why did the comet break up with the asteroid?

It said, "I need space, and you're too dense for me."

Why did the physicist break up with the quantum theorist?

Every time they observed the relationship, it changed.