Back-to-school Dad Jokes

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.

Why did the teacher write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be very clear.

Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.

Why do grammar teachers love the park?

Because of all the proper nouns sitting on the benches.

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.

Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?

There was no reaction between them.

Why did the geography student break up with the atlas?

Their relationship had no direction.

Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

For self-reflection.

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

A pi-neapple quesadilla.

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

It had a really good point.