Coffee Dad Jokes

What did the tea say to the sugar?

You make life so sweet — don't ever dissolve on me!

Why don't tea bags ever win at sports?

They always end up in hot water!

What do you call a cow that just had coffee?

De-calf-inated!

How does a coffee bean say goodbye?

See you latte!

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.