Fathers-day Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?

A pop-sicle!

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

Ketchup!

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the family reunion?

Because he wanted to raise the bar!

What do you call a frozen dad joke?

A pun-sicle.

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?

I dont know, its all up in the air.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.