Money Dad Jokes

Why do accountants make great lovers?

What did the quarter say to the penny?

Why was the budget always so stressed?

What do you call a fish that does financial planning?

Why did the credit card feel so popular?

What's a banker's favorite type of weather?

Why don't pennies ever win races?

What do you call a fake coin?

What do you call a rich elf?

Why did the dollar go to school?