Nature Dad Jokes

What did the moss say to the stone?

I'm growing on you.

What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I lava you.

Why was the forest so loud?

Because every tree had bark.

Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube?

She thought he was too rigid — she needed someone with more flurries of emotion.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

What's a cloud's favorite pair of underwear?

Thunderwear.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

Why did the flower break up with the gardener?

She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!