What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?
You're looking pretty toasty tonight.
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20 Best Nature Dad Jokes
Trees, weather, and the great outdoors.
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What do you call a bear that loves camping in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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Why did the sleeping bag file a complaint?
It was tired of being walked all over at the campsite.
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Why did the compass break up with the map?
It lost its sense of direction in the relationship.
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
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What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
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What did the dog say to the two trees?
Bark bark.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey there, bud!
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Why did the tree ask for a Valentine?
It was ready to branch out!
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Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped!
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Why did the flower break up with the gardener?
She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.
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Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
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What did the tornado say to its Valentine?
You make my head spin!
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite!
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Why was the pine tree always in trouble?
Because it was knotty!
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What do you call a mosquito that loves to hike?
A trail biter.