Why do Thanksgiving leftovers make great comedians?
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What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?
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Why did the cranberry sauce always win at poker?
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What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?
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Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
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What's a turkey's favorite type of key?
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Why did the dinner rolls form a union?
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What do you call a grateful dog at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Why was the butternut squash always so chill?
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Why do turkeys make terrible house guests?
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