How does the Easter Bunny travel on long trips?
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Travel dad jokes go the distance with puns about planes, road trips, hotels, and every form of transportation in between. These jokes are the perfect carry-on for long flights, car rides, or airport delays. They work in any time zone and require no passport. Pack them for your next trip — they're lighter than luggage and way more entertaining than in-flight movies.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a world traveler?
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Why did the map break up with the compass?
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What's a train conductor's favorite dance?
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Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the airport?
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What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?
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What did the taxi say to the passenger who kept changing directions?
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Why don't mountains ever catch flights?
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What did the travel agent say to the volcano?
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Why did the tourist sit on the clock tower in London?
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