Travel Dad Jokes

What do you call a pilot who bakes on the side?

Someone who's great at making turnovers at high altitude.

Why was the luggage always exhausted after a flight?

It was really carried away.

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

Well, that's gorge-ous.

Why did the road trip playlist get so emotional?

It kept hitting all the right exits.

What do you call a vacation to a haunted castle?

A trip you'll never forget — it's truly en-ghosting.

Why did the atlas break up with the globe?

He felt like she was always spinning things.

What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty?

You look riveting from across the pond.

Why do flight attendants make terrible secret keepers?

Because everything they say is on the overhead.

What did the runway say to the airplane?

You can always land on me — I'm very grounded.

Why did the tourist refuse to visit the cheese factory in Switzerland?

The whole thing felt too Gouda to be true.