Travel Dad Jokes

Why did the airplane break up with the airport?

It needed more runway in the relationship!

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

A link queue.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.