Valentines Dad Jokes

Why did the tennis player write a Valentine?

They wanted to serve up some love!

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

I watt you so much!

What did the pickle say to its Valentine?

You mean a great dill to me!

What did the owl say to its Valentine?

Owl always love you!

Why did Cupid fail his driving test?

He kept making heart turns!

What did the stethoscope say on Valentine's Day?

I only have ears for you.

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?

I'll always save a copy of my love for you.

What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I lava you.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you.

What did the butter say to the bread on Valentine's Day?

You're my butter half.