Why was the relay team great at cooking?
They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.
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Why was the relay team great at cooking?
They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
Why did the hockey player open a bakery?
He was great at icing.
What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?
A black belt in cold cuts.
Why did the archer break up with her bow?
She felt like he was always stringing her along.
Why was the rock climber such a good storyteller?
He always knew how to build up to a cliffhanger.
Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?
He could handle any heavy subject.
What do you call a fish that plays basketball?
A slam dunk-er fish.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Why are fish terrible at tennis?
They're afraid of the net.
What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot?
A brick layer.
What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?
Back in the dating pool.
Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?
She wanted to raise the bar.
Why did the cricket player open a bakery?
He was known for his great batter.
Why did the figure skater become an editor?
She was amazing at cutting and spinning.
What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?
Let's split!
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Punch.
Why did the chicken get a penalty?
For fowl play.