Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?
The meat-ball.
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
How low can you go?
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I asked my date to go to the gym the other day.
They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.
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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon.
She let it go.
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Why are snake races so exciting?
They're always neck and neck.
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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What do you call a referee who works at a bakery?
A roll model.
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Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.