Why was the relay team great at cooking?
They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.
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20 Best Sports Dad Jokes
Touchdowns, home runs, and hat tricks of humor.
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Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?
She heard they needed a good serve.
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What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?
A black belt in cold cuts.
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Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?
He could handle any heavy subject.
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why was the rock climber such a good storyteller?
He always knew how to build up to a cliffhanger.
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Why don't rugby players ever get cold?
They're always surrounded by try lines.
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?
Let's split!
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Why did the archer break up with her bow?
She felt like he was always stringing her along.
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What do you call a fish that plays basketball?
A slam dunk-er fish.
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Why did the hockey player open a bakery?
He was great at icing.
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Why are fish terrible at tennis?
They're afraid of the net.
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What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot?
A brick layer.
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What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?
Back in the dating pool.
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Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?
She wanted to raise the bar.
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Why did the cricket player open a bakery?
He was known for his great batter.
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Why did the figure skater become an editor?
She was amazing at cutting and spinning.
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.