Animals Dad Jokes

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

Why do bears have hairy coats?

What do you call a beehive without the b's?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says...

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Why are fish easy to weigh?