Animals Dad Jokes

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

Why did the cow go to the spa?

For some moosage therapy.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

Hillbilly.

Why did the turtle go to the hardware store?

It needed a new shell-ter.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in each ear?

Anything you want — he can't hear you.

Why are cats great singers?

Because they're very mewsical.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.