Animals Dad Jokes

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

A vigil-ant-e.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses back?

A dirty double-crosser.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish.

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog.

Why did the wolf go to the flock's party?

He herd it was going to be great.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

Why did the dalmatian hide from everyone?

He didn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

He was always spotted.

What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newlywebs.