Books Dad Jokes

What kind of books do mountains read?

Cliff-hangers!

Why did the novel go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved plot issues!

What did the bookmark say to the page?

I'll always hold your place!

Why was the math textbook so stressed?

It had too many problems!

What do you call an autobiography written by a cat?

A mew-moir!

Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?

It found out the thesaurus was seeing other words!

What's a librarian's favorite type of bait?

Bookworms!

Why don't books ever win at poker?

Because they always fold!

What do you call a book that's always cold?

A chiller thriller!

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Because it had a broken spine!