Books Dad Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads “Small medium at large.”.

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted.

When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?

and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library – it’s got the most stories!