Gardening Dad Jokes

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

What do you call a grumpy gardener?

A snapdragon!

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Don't buy flowers at a monastery.

Because only you can prevent florist friars.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the big flower say to the littler flower?

Hi, bud!

I'll tell you what often gets over looked...

Garden fences.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!